Huh. A race-baiting leader of a world power and his own salute. Hmmmmm....Nah, I won't make the obvious comparison. It's just too easy. And I'd probably get investigated by a "Truth Squad." You know, the ones harassing officials in Missouri during the campaign. Or by the FBI, who investigated that sheriff in Florida for having the audicity to mention our perfect messiah's middle name.
Change. Be careful what you wish for.
Dear Fuhrer,
Congratulations on your inauguration, fuckwad. I see one of your speakers, some senile, race-baiting old man from the civil rights era, started the "whitey is evil crap". Nice to see that's the kind of shitbag you surround yourself with. Of course, we already knew who you liked to begin with (Jesse, Al, William "The End Of Democracy" Ayers, Louis Fuckakahn, etc....), so it really wasn't a surprise. Not to mention all of your buddies who profited from those fucking subprime mortages you were up to your anorexic ass in.
Yeah, those same subprime mortages that John McCain called for an investigation into in 2005. Whatever, right? What do facts matter? Zero to the American media and the spoiled, self-entitled American citizenry. Nobody seemed to mind you getting campaign contributions from Hamas, Bart Simpson, and Daffy Duck, right (look it up peons)?
Anyway, asswipe, I just wanted to send you my best wishes as you chart your course for 5 dolar a gallon gas, increased taxes, and a socialist Amerika.
Oh, and you retards who screamed for eight years about how you hated Bush? Yeah, you ain't heard me in full roar yet, cocksuckers. You leftists preach tolerance and show none to those who don't share your retarded dream of an all-encompassing government. Well, meet the original motherfucker. I can scream louder, flip off more people, and shit in the punch bowl better than any of you fucking leftists could dream of.
Change? There's nothing new about socialism, idiots. And in a couple of years, you'll be screaming for that supposedly horrible president who busted his ass to do whatever he could to protect your ungrateful asses. Shit, in two years, you'll be screaming for Jimmy Fucking Carter.
Anyway, a new era is here. Whoopie. Puke, barf, and all the rest.
Sorry. I guess I'm just a "typical white person" who is "clinging to my guns and religion."
